do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
- person: you have purple hair!
- person: WOAH your hair is purple
- person: you should really dye your roots
- person: how are you gonna get a job?
- person: You totally pull it off but i would NEVER do it
- person: How did you get your hair SO purple?
i think you guys think i’m joking when i tell you i want to be friends with you, but i’m not. i’m being completely 100% serious. i want to be friends with all of you. i want you all to message me and tell me about yourselves and your favorite things to do and your interests and we can become text buddies and talk until 4 in the morning about weird shit and send each other music references and just be good buds i want to be good buds with all of you